Say What?

Now I know every kid is hilarious in their own special way, and every parent finds their child to be exceptionally funny, so I am about to bore you with my sons sense of humor:
Senario: Jordyn is just waking up:
Connor: Mommy Can I hold it?
Mommy: Sure (sets Jordyn on Connor's lap)
Jordyn: Wahhhhhh
Mommy: Connor Jordyn wants Milk, she just woke up
Connor: (pulling his shirt up to expose his chest) I'll do it, here Jordyn, but no BITE!
Mommy: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Senario: Mommy and Daddy always dress Connor is colors that Patrick likes, but I got a great deal at old navy on long sleeve t shirts so I bought one in each color. I am putting an orange shirt on Connor.
Mommy: Connor come get dressed
Connor: (comes over to get his shirt on) Oh WOW. Look at that! Cool Shirt!
Mommy: You like that? You like the color?
Connor: Yes!
Mommy: teeeheeeteehee
More to come as I remember them!
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